Let Your Imagination Run Wild at Kitsch

“Art is the sex of the imagination” – George John Nathan

Sexual fantasies are the secret to spicing up years of sex with your beloved. The art of making your fantasies come true lies in the power of your imagination.

It amazes me how little adults use their imaginations. It’s a well known fact that we lose the ability to fully enjoy life and the simple things because we lose our imagination as we get older. Yet without fantasies and imagination, sex has the potential to be dull, repetitive and boring. It’s a psychological reality that while feelings give depth to your love for someone, fantasies add a fun, inventive edge to your relationship and can get you in the mood for a wild night of passion.

I went to Kitsch for a post movie snack with a real-life dream date to get inspired. We were crazy for Kitsch’s kooky menu and ordered a smattering of dishes. Crunchy sesame prawn toasts with lemon and ponzu sauce and citrusy spiced green papaya salad with peanuts, cherry tomatoes and sweet, salty pork ribs got us going for starters. For something heartier we laid into some braised Angus beef with black vinegar and hot sour salad. Food at Kitsch is best washed down one of their spectacular cocktails. I had the Red Rickshaw – Absolut raspberry, vanilla, peach liqueur, cranberry and fresh lime. My delicious date had the Cuba Libre with Mount Gay Rum, fresh lime and cola.

Food at Kitsch is groovy and delicious. Service is fast and friendly, and the ambience nothing short of whimsical. We got caught up in the romance of the fairy lights twinkling in the trees and decided to hurry home and let the goose feathers fly in a naked, post-snack pillow fight for two. Get in touch with your fantasies and let your imagination run wild here, it's that kind of place!

Passion Rating★★★★★
Food:★★★★☆
Service:★★★★★
Ambiance:★★★★★
Overall:★★★★☆

If you are looking for other quick, hot munchies, head over to 5 Bar on Beaufort St.Five Bar in Mount Lawley. Five Bar has replaced the old snooker hall and has been converted into a groovy, chic after hours wine bar complete with crystal chandaliers, French provincial reproduction wing-back chairs, leather ottomans and a fabulous modern Australian tapas menu. We’ve been there before and tried the duck rillettes with the cranberry orange compote, the marinated olives and watermelon salad. Tasty, simple fare and great with a Little Creature’s Pipsqueak Cider.55FiuFiveRight next door is Clarences, another Mount Lawley snack spot with tasty nibbles. This place oozes glamour and has a more sassy, sexy feel. Go there and find a little nook to hide out and have a quiet snog whilst sipping a local brew.